*Untitled*

I knew faisal for almost 5-6 years. And we go through all the ups and down together...




Minyak kete abih kat tengah highway?
Moto rosak tengah jalan?
Tayar pancit tengah malam?
Tersesat sampai masuk highway time beli makanan nak bukak puasa?
Cari rumah sewa sampai berjam-jam tapi tak dapat jugak?
Temankan die amik kereta first die?
Makan seketul roti canai and segelas teh tarik tengah-tengah malam kat mamak yang amik masa berjam-jam?




Then just because that stupid so-called friend that he just knew about a year or so...

He refer me as "penyewa bilik?" - so i dont have any right to say or do anything?


Let me tell u guys something



"Money cant buy friendship?"

"Friendship forever?"





That just stupid, bullshit phrase.


Run while u still can.









You'll thank me later. Trust me.

Opppsss... Dubya did it again

President Bush pleaded for more patience Monday, saying success (in Iraq)

is possible but "will take months, not days or weeks."

Yahoo News


Errr... on planet earth we consider 60 months is 5 years, Dubya!

Think Again.

What is the differences between TRUTH and PAIN?


It's how we SPELL them.

That's it. Period

Are you Islamophobic-phobic?

Tadi first time aku tengok cerita "stand up"(kot) tajuk dier kat NTV7. Kinda 'cheap' and lousy drama series. Basically cerita nih is about "perunding tebusan" deal ngan orang jahat. And also cat fight between negotiators and snipers.(if im not mistaken la- like i said earlier this is the first.time.ever. aku tengok cerita nih.)
Lakonan mmg tak mengesankan, plot and sublot agak lemah. Tapi aku bukan la nak review pasal drama tuh. Aku pun bukan la ade tauliah pun nak review kan. Heheh

So back to main reson why aku open thread pasal nih.

The story starts with conflict of interest sebab primary negotiator ader hubungan sex dengan secondary negotiator.

And after 10-15 minutes later the main issue comes in. Cerita tadi pasal ada sorang white boy yang dah convert ker muslim so dier nak jadi pengebom berani mati la. Pakai kopiah datang kedai kopi dengan bom buatan sendiri penuh kat badan. Pastu ugut nak meletupkan kedai tuh.

First thing come through to my mind is - "Great! We have new Islamophobic drama series in town. How cool is that?"

*Blah Blah Blah*

Then as the story moving...ader la one of the negotiators dapat detect yang die punyer style tak sama dengan pengganas Islam.

Kire budak tuh bukan pengganas Islam la. Budak tuh tak convert pun. Still Non-Muslim lagik. Kire cam saja2 nak burukkan imej Islam la.

Cerita nih tak la teruk sangat nak hentam Islam. Kire cam nak pulihkan imej Islam gak la. Kire macam kebanyakan orang nih menggunakan Islam untuk mencapai cita2 depa la dengan memburuk2 Islam.

But the best part is yet to come...

Lepas siasatan dijalankan. Cube teka kat mana white boy tuh dapat idea/manual buat bom buatan sendiri tuh?





Muslim chatrooms

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Tapi kene gantung pada hari raya korban?


I smell something fishy.


Are you?

What A Wonderful World!

Girl : Semalam time aku gi cafe ader 2 orang Pak Arab buat simbol2 lucah kat aku. Siot tul.

Aku : Simbol apa?

Girl : Simbol lucah la. Ko tau la aku. Suka pakai baju seksi2. Nampak tetek semua kan? Paham2 jer la.

Aku : Ha Ha Ha. Cakap la dier buat simbol apa?

Girl : Tak mau la cakap. Tapi nak jer aku pegi kat diaorang. Tanya tak belajar agama ker?

Aku : Tah tah nanti diaorang yang tanya balik kat ko. Pasal apa ko pakai baju seksi2 - tak belajar agama ker?

Girl : Oit nih tetek aku. Suka aku la nak pakai baju seksi ker tak. Diaorang sibuk2 tuh buat apa?






And i laughed and laughed and laughed.

Modern Maths

Soros + Mahathir - Bush = World Peace?


Sorry


But i doubt that.